Amusing Bestiary by Vanessa Dualib

“Turnipluga. The Turnipluga or White Turnip Whale, is an Fridgeartic rootacean. It is also one of two members of the family Bitterdae, along with the Radisnarwhal. It is up to 20 cm (8 inches) in length and an unmistakable all-white color with a distinctive protuberance on the head. From a conservation perspective, the Turnipluga is considered “near threatened” by the International Union for Conservation of Veggies; however the reason for that is quite the opposite of the other species on the same situation… The very peculiar fact that threatens the existence of the Turnipluga is their somewhat unpopular slightly bitter taste that causes people to actually favor the extra expansion of the habitat of more popular veggies such as the Pototactopus or the Fridge Walrus into, the already very restricted, territory populated by these bitter in taste but sweet in nature little guys.... So have a good look at him. And on your next meal, give this little guy a chance too, would you? It doesn't even have to be in a salad. Perhaps in a stew or a pie!”. (Photo by Vanessa Dualib)
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