Italian model Vittoria Ceretti – a k a Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend – in the second decade of January 2024 loses her shirt for the 'gram. (Photo by Vittoria Ceretti/Instagram)
“Why do you keep blowing the trumpet, young man?
You'd better lie in a coffin, young man!”
On that life-affirming note, let me congratulate you (yes, it's been a tough year, and the next one will be even tougher better). Happy New Year! And now disco.