Italian blogger and fashion designer Chiara Ferragni poses as she arrives for the amfAR charity dinner during the fashion week in Milan, Italy, Thursday, September 21, 2017. (Photo by Antonio Calanni/AP Photo)
“Why do you keep blowing the trumpet, young man?
You'd better lie in a coffin, young man!”
On that life-affirming note, let me congratulate you (yes, it's been a tough year, and the next one will be even tougher better). Happy New Year! And now disco.