American rapper Megan Thee Stallion accepts the best female hip hop artist award at the BET Awards on Sunday, June 27, 2021, at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/AP Photo)
Ava Max poses with the Best Push award at the backstage during the 2019 MTV Europe Music Awards at the FIBES Conference and Exhibition Centre in Seville, Spain, November 3, 2019. (Photo by Jon Nazca/Reuters)
American model Kendall Jenner was seen departing the Prunier restaurant in Paris on October 1, 2025 amid Fashion Week for the Spring/Summer 2026 Women's Ready-to-Wear Collection. (Photo by Best Image/BACKGRID)
“Why do you keep blowing the trumpet, young man?
You'd better lie in a coffin, young man!”
On that life-affirming note, let me congratulate you (yes, it's been a tough year, and the next one will be even tougher better). Happy New Year! And now disco.