Model Lily Donaldson flashes the peace sign as she leaves Victoria's Secret Fashion Show China casting in New York City on August 22, 2017. (Photo by Christopher Peterson/Splash News and Pictures)
(L-R) Playmate Victoria Silvstedt, Donald Trump and Melania Knauss at the Playboy 50th Anniversary celebration December 4, 2003 in New York City. (Photo by Peter Kramer/Getty Images)
Model Elise Daniels dons a Balenciaga suit while surrounded by street performers in Paris, France in 1948. (Photo by Richard Avedon/Victoria and Albert Museum London/The Guardian)
Yolanda Hadid and Bella Hadid attend the 2018 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show After Party on November 8, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/WWD/Rex Features/Shutterstock)
Victoria and Damiano, of Italian glam rock band Maneskin, arrive at the 2022 MTV Video Music Awards at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey, U.S., August 28, 2022. (Photo by Eduardo Munoz/Reuters)
American actress Victoria Justice attends the CELSIUS Oasis Vibe House on April 14, 2023 in Coachella, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images for CELSIUS)
“Why do you keep blowing the trumpet, young man?
You'd better lie in a coffin, young man!”
On that life-affirming note, let me congratulate you (yes, it's been a tough year, and the next one will be even tougher better). Happy New Year! And now disco.