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The Spanking. (Photo by Vika Valter/Getty Images)

American singer-songwriter Debbie Gibson is seen at the “Debbie Gibson's Love Song” show at 54 Below on February 08, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

Jennifer Lopez sets pulses racing in this new campaign for Intimissimi on October 18, 2023. The singer and actress, 54, showcases her curves in the Italian brand's latest looks. Lopez teamed up with the brand to create the “This is Me... Now” capsule collection. (Photo by Intimissimi/The Mega Agency)

A kid wearing rollerblades hitches a ride via motorbike, in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, Sunday, October 25, 2015. The country held the first-round presidential vote Sunday. Haitians chose between 54 presidential hopefuls and a slew of legislative and municipal candidates. (Photo by Ricardo Arduengo/AP Photo)

A full moon is seen behind buildings at night in Ashkelon, southern Israel on December 1, 2020. (Photo by Amir Cohen/Reuters)

Mates Jimi Hunt and Dan Drupstee dug the 650m slippery slide on a property at Helensville, northwest of Auckland and opened it this weekend as part of a festival to help combat depression.

Saul of the Cubacigar company repairs the largest cigar in the world at the Pipe and Tobacco museum of Sint Niklaas on November 27, 2008 in Brussels, Belgium. The cigar is 6.4 meters long, weighs 460 kilos and is made of approximately 9900 tobacco leaves. (Photo by Mark Renders/Getty Images)