A model gets final adjustments back stage before participating in a plus size fashion show in Nairobi, Kenya, October 7, 2017. (Photo by Baz Ratner/Reuters)
“Why do you keep blowing the trumpet, young man?
You'd better lie in a coffin, young man!”
On that life-affirming note, let me congratulate you (yes, it's been a tough year, and the next one will be even tougher better). Happy New Year! And now disco.