“Why do you keep blowing the trumpet, young man?
You'd better lie in a coffin, young man!”
On that life-affirming note, let me congratulate you (yes, it's been a tough year, and the next one will be even tougher better). Happy New Year! And now disco.
British driver Elfyn Evans and co-driver Scott Martin compete in their Toyota GR Yaris Rally1 during the Artigas stage of the WRC Rally Paraguay, 10th stage of the FIA World Rally Championship (WRC), near Encarnacion, Paraguay on August 30, 2025. (Photo by Luis Robayo/AFP Photo)
Protestors break through the barriers of the DNC in Park #578 during the March on the DNC 2024 in Chicago, IL on Monday, August 19, 2024. (Photo by Laura Thompson/Rex Features/Shutterstock)
This picture taken on September 2, 2023 shows a player scoring a try by jumping into Lake Geneva next to a swan from a floating rugby field during the Water Rugby Lausanne, a three-day tournament organized by the LUC Rugby that gathered more than 240 players in Lausanne, western Switzerland. (Photo by Fabrice Coffrini/AFP Photo)
Robert Burck, better known as the “Naked Cowboy”, falls in the snow during a nor'easter storm in Manhattan, New York City on December 17, 2020. (Photo by Carlo Allegri/Reuters)