France's defender #07 Sakina Karchaoui (L) and France's forward #11 Kadidiatou Diani (R) celebrate their win at the end of the Australia and New Zealand 2023 Women's World Cup Group F football match between France and Brazil at Brisbane Stadium in Brisbane on July 29, 2023. (Photo by Dan Peled/Reuters)
(L-R) Talents Yasmina Hunzinger, Lisa Martine Weller, Kim Sanders and Sharron Levy pose during a photocall to the TV show “The Voice of Germany” on January 3, 2012 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
“Why do you keep blowing the trumpet, young man?
You'd better lie in a coffin, young man!”
On that life-affirming note, let me congratulate you (yes, it's been a tough year, and the next one will be even tougher better). Happy New Year! And now disco.